Thursday, April 28, 2005

infantry vs tank- who will win?

Just before I head off to sleep, I think I might try writing about this little hypothetical argument Hari brought forward the other night. I think it all started from some guy who mentioned to Hari that small arms fire can destroy a tank (like in Red Alert 2)

In a nutshell, who will win? WWII, 5 US paratroopers vs 1 Panzer tank (Panther or Tiger, makes no real difference except the Tiger has thicker armour and a big Flak 88)

Hari's version: Of the 5 infantry, 3 have M1 Garands, 1 has the Thompson, and 1 has the .30 MG. They do not have grenades, as they "used them all up the night before in some drunken bonfire". No mines, or anti tank weapons.
THe tank is in an open area and there is decent cover all around it. The infantry are in the cover. We discussed about wooded areas, but this can also apply to a town scenario.
BLAU! There was a heavy emphasis on the tank being able to waste large amounts of shells to eliminate 5 soldiers who can't do much but run.

The analysis: This is basically figures, nothing specified about where they are and who found who first. No grenades is a little strange, but sticking to Hari's restrictions, the 5 paratroopers have little hope of destroying the tank. Why? The 5 can't do much against it except circle around it until they can't be seen from the little portholes, mount the tank, pop the hatch and since they have no grenades, shoot the crew inside?

My version: The paratroopers had to have grenades with them. How the hell would they have used it all up? If we consider grenades to be precious, tactical, commodities they wouldn't have been used up completely. Now, 5 soldiers vs 1 tank. What's the reason behind it all? Are they going to charge at each other shooting away like crazy people? No. It's got to be more like 5 soldiers walk around the corner of a building to see an idling tank waiting for them, or the other way round where 5 soldiers were ordered to destroy a tank approaching via a road. Or something along those lines. If both were the case, then there would be more units involved.

Tank is waiting. 5 soldiers, 1 tank can still apply here. If the soldiers were in a high state of alert, checking every single corner, they probably would have avoided death by hail of bullets. At this point, after checking the corner and spotting the tank and ducking back behind the corner, the tank could fire a shell and spell the end for the squad. If not, they still stand a chance as they would be able to circle around the tank.

Tank is ambushed. Why the hell would one tank be approaching a certain place unaccompanied? It would more likely be assisting alongside other armour and a platoon of infantry, a platoon being 16-44 soldiers*. Since the opposing side now has more vehicles to deal with, plus a platoon of soldiers, I guess the number of paratroopers and equipment have to be re-evaluated. Let's boost their numbers to a full platoon as well. If we look at Sunzi's Art of War, we can see that the paratroopers have the possible advantage of being in an advantageous location where they can have make full use of the situation.
Equipment. Command ain't going to send out ill equipped men to take on a bunch of tanks and infantry. But we can't give the platoon any support. So assume that the platoon carries some mortars or bazookas, or mines for that matter, chances are the paratroopers will win, but probably with heavy casualties.

In a nutshell. It all boils down to which leader is smarter.


But, what do you think? You define and establish the restrictions/variables and your opinion on who will win.

*(http://usmilitary.about.com/od/army/l/blchancommand.htm)

Monday, April 25, 2005

More randomness

OK, several things I must remember to write...
Me and bikes
The Emperor
More rice hillarity
Racist HP fans
Crap, forgotten what else I should write...

OK. Me and bikes. Here's a little math for you. Justin + bicycle = comedy on the scale that Justin puts his life at risk. Yeah... that's right. I'm the comedian on wheels! Seriously. When I rode to Kings Park, I had no brakes. So this was me going down hill- "WAAAAAGH! NO BRAKES!!!!!" *goes off road and plants feet into the ground in an attempt to slow down*
And today, my pedal fell off... So I had to cycle home with just one pedal. Hell... I think I've become a master at 1 pedal cycling, I could probably pedal a bike which has no pedals.

The Emperor. Don't you think the new pope looks like the Emperor from Star Wars?
http://darthbenedict.ytmnd.com/
Unfortunately, I can't find the picture which compares the two. Probably somewhere on www.entensity.net Just ignore the NSFW crap.

I still can't get over the rice eating habits of white people. One guy asked me for a BIG bowl. So I gave him the bowl only to see him get the rice and curry, and shove it all in the big bowl, and stir like mad. The green chicken curry rice turned into chicken curry STEW! If that specific culinary creation was meant to be a stew, don't you think you would be served that meal like a stew?

Read today's (Monday) newspaper (The West Australian) and there's some tiny article on some Scottish born Chinese girl who will be playing Harry Potter's gf or whatever. And the fans are not happy, making comments like "she can't speak English". Yeah, ignore whatever the journos say, they're always bullshit. But still... Not very nice.

O yeah, I'm excellent at scaring people away.

Friday, April 15, 2005

the customer is always right... pfft yeah right

I really think we should revise the saying, "the customer is always right". Seriously. Are they ALWAYS right? I think not. If they were, then why the hell would they ask the shop assistant/technician/waiter etc for advice/recommendations etc.?

That was one piece of evidence in general terms. But just goto Ctrl Alt Delete and sift through their archives to find the strips where Lucas is dealing with customers coming in with computer "problems". Ignore those with Ethan as he usually ends up doing something crazy. Whilst you are trying to find my evidence, enjoy yourself with the gaming and geek references.

Tonight, a customer wanted to pick a fight with us. She thought we gave her the wrong food. So she phoned, to complain. Her complaints were totally weird so I suggested she come in with her "dodgy" food. She did. One quick glance at the food she brought back and we could tell that she was wrong. All that trouble phoning, complaining and driving all the way back to the restaurant, ready to fight for a refund or a free meal or something, for nothing! She got pwned. In fact, she got fowned! That's fucking owned.

Conclusion. The customer is not always right. As long as we ask for advice and recommendations, we will always be in the wrong.


And another thing. Don't give me the evil eyes. The evils gives me the creeps. *shudders*

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Phasing out

I feel there is little point in updating this blog. I mirror it in multiply and my audience is in multiply. Not to mention, the comments posts go crazy and my replies to the comments often add on and improve on my original post.


Anyways, here's a little amusing conversation with Hari.
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
jade empire?
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
hahahaha
<> says:
chinese kotor
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
oooooh
<> says:
without the lightsabres
<> says:
and no force
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
awwww
<> says:
but chi
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
awwww
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
*loosing interest
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
oooh chi
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
that sounds....
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
mystical
<> says:
its real
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
aha.....rite...
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
isnt chi like
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
energy or sumtin
<> says:
life force n shit
<> says:
its real man
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
oh ok
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
like soul
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
i get it
<> says:
a chi master can make stuff go up in flames
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
but dey make it into hadokens etc
<> says:
after EXTREME concentration
<> says:
yeah...
<> says:
chi = hadoken
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
kamehameha
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
hehehe KEWL!!!
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
so its like
<> says:
actually...
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
street fighter
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
meets starwars
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
*drool
<> says:
the kamehameha is more real than the hadoken
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
i like!!!
<> says:
coz the hadoken is next to spontaneous
<> says:
the kamehameha requires concentration and charging up
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
mmmmmm
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
but the electricty?
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
ground breaking...
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
odd grunting...
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
thats a bit...over the top
<> says:
thats just the crazy japanese
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
constipated faces...
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
hahahah yea
<> says:
hahaha
<> says:
the godzilla syndrome
<> says:
everything must be destroyed
<> says:
:D
๑۩۞۩๑«°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» The Lover's Gambit «°•●٠°˚˚°٠●•°» ๑۩۞۩๑- 10 Days says:
HAHAHAHAHAH

Final Comments:
I don't like IS100. The eportfolio requires us to do a summary of what we learnt. And we got a big fat book. Translation: summarise the book.
I look forward to buying: GuildWars, KotOR II, Forza Motorsport, The Godfather, Fallout 3, a Gamecube and the new Zelda, and a fancy steering wheel for my xbox. Will I be able to manage my time effectively?
Why doesn't Ford sell their Mustangs here? The 05 model looks so cool! And the base model is US$19800ish... sounds reasonably priced for such a cool car!

Thursday, April 07, 2005

How to survive Mr Wieman's reign of terror.

I know its a bit late for those who have Mr Wieman (aka Mein Fuhrer) (Hari K, 2004) this year, but after encountering a Mr Wieman lookalike at work, and got scared for a few seconds, a few memories resurfaced.

Mr Wieman is a great teacher. You gotta give him kudos for his unique teaching method/style. It gets the job done, and by that I mean you learn stuff. However, this style involves keeping you on your toes, scared shitless, and in fear of being ridiculed. I was always on my toes, and scared, and in fear, but I managed to avoid the spotlight, whilst Jeremy had to deal with it almost full on.

And because his surname is German sounding, and he runs a regime both in and out of the class, that is how he got labelled a Nazi by Hari. We meant no harm, it was all in good humour. "I vill ressurrect ze undead army of ze fourth reich!"

If you recall, I wrote something on How to be happy or something like that. Somewhere in there, I mentioned how NOT to be noticed, or as some people like to say, "fly under the radar". That is how you survive Wieman's reign of terror.

Flying under the radar allows one to survive those random "stand up/raise your hand/sit down if you can/cannot/know/don't know the answer to this question" orders. Master this art and for 95% of the time you can go through these scary moments without actually having to work your brain on the problem (he likes to make you do it mentally, well for year 11 he did. Not too sure about year 12).

How do you do this?
Simple. You attract attention by standing out from the crowd. Therefore, the first person and last person to respond to the "orders" will get singled out first. Preferably, act like you are calculating the problem in your head and keep your senses open to people standing up/raising hands etc and generally stand/raise your hand etc after the 4th person, or in unison with a few others around that number.

Case study time!
Poor Jeremy never got the hang of it. He was often the last person to respond. And by last, I meant that he was still thinking whilst everyone else had responded (whether or not they actually came to an answer or were still figuring it out whilst acting like they have) but upon noticing that everyone else had stood up etc, he quickly stands up etc, attracting even more attention, and suspiscion.
After telling him the little trick, he would stand up etc too eagerly.
And sometimes, he would respond in a bad way, ie. "stand up if you DO NOT know the answer"

Several things wrong with his technique. He responded too late. This means Wieman's eyes are already on you. By hastily standing up and all after being slow in thinking, there will be a great deal of suspiscion going through his head. Hence he will pick on you. Also, by hastily responding, it means you still don't know the answer.
Standing up too fast means that you really know your shit (which of course is not true because you are reading this for tips on how to avoid making a fool of yourself). Also, it doesn't allow you time to formulate a contingency plan incase he does ask you. You also won't have enough time to think through his order in case it's a trick. (Don't half stand up and then sit down when you realise you got tricked. You attract attention)
In fact, sudden movements attract the attention of the predator, and sudden movements of the predator alert the prey. Simple animal instincts.


Conclusion
I really should do a plan on scrap paper before writing ANYTHING.
Don't attract Wieman's attention. (Don't be the first or last to respond. No sudden movements, don't move too slowly either)
Don't act suspisciously. (No rapid changes in status from deep thinking to jumpy)
Blend in with the environment. (Move with the crowd[small crowd, not the main crowd])
After responding, start thinking. (You are not under his spotlight, but shit happens and you gotta be at least half prepared)
Wieman has a sixth sense for "contraband" items.


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