How do you eat rice?

I've seen some very strange rice eating habits at work. It truly is strange. I do recall however, on some TV show a few years back, that a good way to eat rice is having a 50:50 ratio of rice to dish(meat/veg/whatever) on your spoon. Unfortunately, you will hardly ever see an even split of rice to dish when you eat out.

What I have seen however, is bizarre.

One person ordered a green chicken curry, and a serve of steam rice. Normally, you would scoop out the curry and put it on your plate of rice. Not this person. He scoops the rice and puts it in the curry! Speaking of which, that could explain the many other bowls of curry that had rice in it. Oooh, I just solved a mystery.

Another person ordered a mee goreng, and a serve of steam rice. Rice is good, but isn't that a bit much? It's like ordering a hamburger, and 2 slices of bread.

Same goes for ordering some beef curry rice dish, and another serving of rice. If it's a rice dish, it means that the serving is for one person. Adding in another serve of rice totally screws up the ratio of rice to dish. I guess you could say it's like eating 2 hamburgers, but only one has the meat patty.

Ooh! Another funny eating habit, which isn't rice related, is mee goreng. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't yellow noodles the ones that are egg? Because someone ordered mee goreng, but specified no egg. It's like ordering pizza and saying "hold the cheese"!

If any reader actually does this, I mean no offense. Speaking of rice, I'm hungry!