Save the Hostages!

My modem is being held hostage! Kids, don't try to prove people wrong that you don't need to stress out for exams. Well, I proved them wrong. I did not freak myself out and took it easy. My results were not fantastic, but even if I did freak out and study like a nut til I collapse from an overworked mind, the gain wouldn't have been much. And no, my results are not a wake up call yet. Well, literature is a bit disturbing with an overall mark of 51%, just a pass! That's a little too close for comfort. Actually, I think taking things easy and not touching a piece of work is a form of stress. I am denying the fact that I need to work on my studies, and instead I'm just downloading translated manga, chatting and trawling forums, not to mention fitting in some gaming. Since my mind is not saying that I'm suffering, guess what happens? My mum comes along and takes my modem hostage! ADSL users take the internet for granted.

This is supposed to be for my good. But how am I supposed to benefit if I can't get my reccomended daily intake of humourous web comics and chatting?(the former keeps me sane) If I am going to "waste time", I might as well do it on something that is good. Instead, I took a nice afternoon nap, and I am pretty sure that I will end up staring at a blank wall during the time that I would normally be online. You want economics? This is an underutilisation of resources! There is structural unemployment here. Bleargh. My mind has turned into goop. I can't even write logically anymore. How is essay practice going to help me if I can't even write an essay?

Anyways, everything is going to seem unreasonable in the few weeks to come. Please refrain from picking up your weapon of choice and going on a violent rampage. Right now I'm typing this up offline in the event that I can use my modem during the small window of time I get to say hi to it.